Zoo joke

I have a friend called Dave who really wanted to work in a zoo. One day he achieved his goal and became a zoo keeper. It's his first day in the zoo and he is really excited. He goes to the owner of the zoo and he says to Dave there is only one rule you have to follow and that is that if an animal dies while your looking after it, then you have to pay for it, there is a red book over there which tells you how much the anamals cost. So Dave sets off to work and says to him self this is going to be easy. First he has to clean out the finches cage so he sweeps the floor and his shoulder hits a perch. One of the finch fall off and splat on the ground (dead). So he goes to the red book and finch cost 50 pounds, he dos not know what to do and there he sees a lion cage and throws the finch to the lions. His next job is to clean the chimps cage so he sets off to work. Two chimps are playing on a swing and suddenly the swing falls and the chimps are gone (dead). So he goes to the red book 100 pounds each so he throws them in the lions cage. Dave is really worried, so he decides to cut the grass and nowhere near the animals. So there he is cutting the grass and he hits a tree but a big bee hive falls into the grass cutter and gets mushed up, he goes to the big red book 1000 pounds each and throws it into the lions cage and Dave goes home. The next day a new lion comes and says to the other lions hows the food here and one of the lions say "well yesterday I had finch chimps and mushy bees"!